which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful
kinda feel like my dreams have been crushed.
and i don’t have my car
and i live with my parents again
and i kinda wanna strangle my best friend
and i haven’t smoked weed in over 24 hours
this sucks. this really fucking sucks
Probably just had the worst day of my life so far.
My dad is mad cause I’m on my phone and not watching TV. I don’t see why it matters cause I’ll be sitting on the couch not being productive either way.
I wish I was smoking weed right now.
But in all seriousness, all I want to do right now is kill myself. Why can’t I just be good enough for anything, anyone? At all? Ever? Everything I do makes someone disappointed in me. I can’t think of any single person right now whose life wouldn’t get better in some aspect if I was gone….
Justin you’re awesome okay. My life wouldn’t get better if you were gone. It would probably get significantly worse actually. I love you and all your other friends love you and care about you. Please stay strong and don’t die.